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Fiind primul post pe acest blog, m-am gandit sa postez niste glume tipic americane, "yo mama's so fat" dar nu oricum ci mai adaptate bransei de web design. Nu stiu cati le vor gasi sarate.
"yo mama's so fat the thumbnails of her pictures are fullscreen"
"yo mama's so fat that when I edit her in photoshop she spreads over 20 layers"
"yo mama's so fat she won't fit inside my crop tool."
"yo mama's so fat I spent 5 days dragging her width guides in Photoshop"
"yo mama's so fat that when I opened up her picture in Photoshop, she snapped to the planet"
"yo mama's so fat Photoshop doesn't have enough color to cover her whole picture. Half of her's grayscale."
"yo mama's so fat when I click on [show] on a picture of her, all computers everywhere crash."
"yo mama's so fat if you use a picture of her as a wallpaper, DELL sends you 20 additional monitors to display it."
"yo mama's so fat that when you rotate a picture of her 90 degrees, the north and south poles move to the equator."
"yo mama's so fat that when she got a tattoo done, they had to use vector images."
"yo mama's so fat I zoomed out of her picture for a full day just to see all of her left toe."
"yo mama's so fat not even the magic wand in Photoshop can help her."
"yo mama's so fat that when I cover her with a gradient, it's always some color faded to infinity."
"yo mama's so fat I can only save her photos in .HSTH format. It stands for Holly Shit That's Huge."
"yo mama's so fat I put an image of her on a website in 1994 and it's still loading."
"yo mama's so fat that you can see her id photo from space."
"yo mama's so fat Adobe created a Photoshop plug-in to measure image size in miles."
"yo mama's so fat the thumbnails of her pictures are fullscreen"
"yo mama's so fat that when I edit her in photoshop she spreads over 20 layers"
"yo mama's so fat she won't fit inside my crop tool."
"yo mama's so fat I spent 5 days dragging her width guides in Photoshop"
"yo mama's so fat that when I opened up her picture in Photoshop, she snapped to the planet"
"yo mama's so fat Photoshop doesn't have enough color to cover her whole picture. Half of her's grayscale."
"yo mama's so fat when I click on [show] on a picture of her, all computers everywhere crash."
"yo mama's so fat if you use a picture of her as a wallpaper, DELL sends you 20 additional monitors to display it."
"yo mama's so fat that when you rotate a picture of her 90 degrees, the north and south poles move to the equator."
"yo mama's so fat that when she got a tattoo done, they had to use vector images."
"yo mama's so fat I zoomed out of her picture for a full day just to see all of her left toe."
"yo mama's so fat not even the magic wand in Photoshop can help her."
"yo mama's so fat that when I cover her with a gradient, it's always some color faded to infinity."
"yo mama's so fat I can only save her photos in .HSTH format. It stands for Holly Shit That's Huge."
"yo mama's so fat I put an image of her on a website in 1994 and it's still loading."
"yo mama's so fat that you can see her id photo from space."
"yo mama's so fat Adobe created a Photoshop plug-in to measure image size in miles."
